>Be me 19
>downloads doom mod that friend recommendeds
>Doom mod doesnt work
>doesnt play doom for a week
>boots up doom
>something is different
>chainsaw blade is soft and pink
>walks up to imp
>uses chainsaw
>imp falls down
>no blood
>kneels down
>sees imp inviting me
>penetrates imps anus
>gf walks in
>Starts crying
>fuckin gamestop